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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍
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