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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Picard eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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