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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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