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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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