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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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