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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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