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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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