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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bilbo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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