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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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