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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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