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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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