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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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