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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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