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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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