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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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