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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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