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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Kirk eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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