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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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