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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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