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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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