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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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