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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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