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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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