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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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