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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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