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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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