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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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