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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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