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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luna eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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