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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rex eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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