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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sugar eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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