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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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