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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏
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