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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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