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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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