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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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