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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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