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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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