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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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