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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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