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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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