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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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