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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺
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