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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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