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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pebbles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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