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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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