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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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