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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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