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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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