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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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